Lez Hold ‘Em

25 06 2008

It’s true. Pride has officially wiped me out. WIPED OUT! That’s why I’m taking a weekend off. I know you ladies are more interested in my commentary on ’90s teen stars, anyway. I have to tell you, though.

The furries are in town. I will be spending my weekend blogging, sleeping, and laying in the grass scoping out furries.

And there’s a lil poker tournament goin’ down Thursday night. Here’s what V has to say about it…

The rumors are true. Come card sharks and cute girls: The official
lesbian poker tournament is about to begin.

Introducing… Lez Hold ‘Em at Dozen Bake Shop in Lawrenceville on
Thursday, June 26 from 7-9 p.m.

We fell in love with you girls at the infamous L Word Party. We
crushed hard (and flirted shamelessly) at Lez Liquor Hour. Now, we’re
upping the ante on our lez lust fest — How are your hands at cards?

While some of us can barely shuffle (anything but our date books), we
can think of nothing more delicious than a full house of ball-capped
babes, poker faces, and high stakes in street cred. We’re royally
flushed just thinking about it.

There’s a $5 buy-in, and Aces! — ALL of proceeds go to charity. This
month’s beneficiary is Cystic Fibrosis Foundation (www.cff.org).

Your cash scores you a seat at the card table and — to sweeten the pot
— a Jack & Coke cupcake. After your appetites are whiskey whet and
you’ve crowned a new queen of your heart, head to Cattivo’s Karaoke
with a $1-off drink coupon. Just a little wild card party favor from
us to you.

Jackpot, right?





Goin’ Down Tonight

21 06 2008

Pregame at Donny’s/Weezie’s

Sonji
Joey Murphy
Smells Like Gina

Colelea
Ya Lioness
Bekezela

That’s who’s performing at Donny’s tonight, and there’s no extra charge. Just the regular $4 cover. The show starts at 7 and performances will wrap up by 10, so there’s no reason not to catch at least some of this amazing show before you head to the party in the street.





Pittsburgh Dyke March – Saturday

20 06 2008

Pittsburgh Dyke March 2008

Check it out. This Saturday brings the opportunity to participate event that I find to be incredibly important. It might not appear to be your sort of thing, but hear me out.

I’m not a marcher. I’m a Pisces, for goodness. I’m a live-and-let-live kind of girl. But I’ve found lesbians to be left out of and underrepresented in the queer conversation at large. In the past few years, though, Pittsburgh has been changing, and it has been largely thanks to the grassroots efforts of individual women who have envisioned more for themselves, for their families, and for their community.

We have more to enjoy at Pride this year than ever before, and we have the Delta Foundation to thank for that. Join them and the entirety of Pittsburgh’s LGBT community in Sunday’s Pride March and check out this year’s extensive offerings. But Pride is a small part of the story. Women-focused events have been popping up all over the place. So in the spirit of visibility and pride, I am all in favor of the Pittsburgh Dyke March.

Some rhetoric of late has portrayed the Pittsburgh Dyke March as only representative of a small segment of the community. There’s been some drama, sure, but it shows the conversation is intensifying. I find unity within the lesbian community to be an area of infinite opportunity as we move forward. But in my optimism, I see this year’s conflict as a sign of healthy growing pains. As more diverse voices and viewpoints are represented, and there’s bound to be some butting of heads. The thing about an event like this is that it will evolve to represent those who show up to make it what it is. While you may not identify with those who started the Dyke March or even their mission, you will almost certainly find common ground with them in some aspect of their vision.

As women who love women, we represent every social group and lifestyle under the sun in our daily lives. Our sexual orientation is tiny facet of each of our complex identities. But the Dyke March gives us the opportunity, for one day, to band together in solidarity and to represent Pittsburgh as a great place to live, work, and love as a lesbian. Before we become a beacon to the world, we’ll have to be a beacon within our own community.

  • Come to the Dyke March to represent your gratitude to those doing the legwork to create new events, resources, venues, and lifestyle options for queer women.
  • Come to the Dyke March to represent your pride at being part of a flourishing lesbian community.
  • Come to the Dyke March to represent your interest in that community.
  • Come to the Dyke March to represent your open-minded attitude toward diverse lifestyles.
  • Come to the Dyke March to represent your support of businesses that have opened their doors to the lesbian community and to encourage more to follow suit.
  • Come to the Dyke March to represent your refusal to be treated as a second-class citizen.
  • Come to the Dyke March to represent your humanity to the community at large.

The Dyke March begins at Mellon Square Park and will be preceded by a meet-and-greet at 2 pm. Keynote speaker Betty Hill of the Persad Center will address participants at 2:40, and Colelea will kick off the march at 2:55. If you need more persuading, check out Pittsburgh Lesbian Correspondents’ post about last year’s march. Or view photos of the first ever Pittsburgh Dyke March just three years ago.

And then there’s a bangin’ party, and you’ll only have to pay the regular $4 cover. Pink Party Productions is hosting the official after party at Weezie’s, and they’ve arranged quite the lineup. Slam poets Colelea, Bekezela, and Ya’ Lioness will be performing, and there will be live music by Sonji, Smells Like Gina, and Joey Murphy. All this is followed by a dance party. Performances begin at 7 pm.

3rd Annual Pittsburgh Dyke March
When: June 21st – 2 pm/March at 3 pm
where: Mellon Square Park Downtown
Who: All Ages
How Much: Free
Trans-Family Friendly
Accessibility Accommodations Available

Dyke March After Party
When: Saturday, June 21st – 7 pm
Where: Weezie’s/Donny’s – 1226 Herron Ave
Who: 21+
How Much: $4





The Pride Week Roundup – Friday

19 06 2008

Yay-hay! Who knew there were 13 gay bars in Pittsburgh? This Friday, it’ll be happy hours and hours and hours and for fifteen bucks you can have a drink at every one of them. And no one has to be the driver!

The Bar Crawl will be making stops at the following venues:

About the most drastically different thing you could possibly do with your time on Friday would be to attend Passages of Gay Pride, which is part of the American Shorts Reading Series. Mark Doty and others will be reading from great LGBT literature, and a screening of the extremely pertinent documentary Freeheld will follow.

If you’re in the mood to be shockingly impressed, don’t miss Vanessa German’s Testify, which blends her stellar spoken word with hip-hop, film, and audience interaction. If you’ve not experienced this spectacular local performer, you’ve been missing out on some of the best incredible talent Pittsburgh has to offer.

And for more local goodness, head over to Hoi Polloi, the newish coffeehouse on the North Side with the yummiest, crumbliest veggie burgers around. Singer-songwriter Erika Cuenca will be performing a free show in the cozy cafe. Get acquainted with the HP ladies on their blog.

Friday, June 20th

Pride Bar Crawl
When: Friday, June 20th – 8 pm to 3 am
Where: All Over Town
Who: 21+
How Much: $15 Advance/$20 Day Of
Buy Tickets Here >

Passages of Gay Pride: Literature that has Inspired the Gay Community
When: Friday, June 20th – 7:30 to 10 pm
Where: New Hazlett Theater – Allegheny Square E.
Who: All Ages
How Much: $10

Vanessa German: Testify
When: Friday, June 20th – 7 pm
Where: Harris Theater – 809 Liberty Avenue
How Much: $5
Buy Tickets Here>

Erika Cuenca
When: Friday, June 20th
Where: Hoi Polloi – 1100 Galveston Avenue
How Much: Free!





The Pride Week Roundup – Thursday

19 06 2008

So, for those seizing the opportunity to celebrate both their homosexual and their socioeconomic status this Pride Week, there is Splash, an exclusive pool party limited to 300 tickets. Seriously, I love a pool party at a mansion. And I appreciate the need to moderate the crowd. I’m just bummed that this is essentially the kickoff of the big Pride Week events and at $60 it’s more pricey than the rest of the big Pride Week events combined. Where’s the poor man’s Pride pool party?

The rest of us, however, have no need to fret. There are a wealth of options for those eager to get the party started on a nonprofit worker’s budget. Panty Palooza: Boudoir Bazaar is the eighth annual political underwear slogan party benefiting Planned Parenthood’s Western Pennsylvania Action Fund. It’s yet another sexy event at Your Inner Vagabond, who’s really got quite the lineup of Pride Week events. This one’s a little pricey at $40, but the Pride Pass gets you $10 off admission. And it should be quite exciting, and the proceeds benefit a pretty rad cause.

If you’re not into mixing your lingerie with your politics, there’s another sexy artistic event going down at the Carnegie International. As part of Life on Mars, Attack Theatre will be performing the first installment of a three-part series in the Sculpture Court at the Carnegie Museum of Art. This is not any gayer than anything else involving dance, but the Pittsburgh Lesbian loves the Attack Theatre like she loves the Sonji. She’ll tell you every single thing they do. If you’re planning to check out the exhibit anyway, this would be a great time to experience a special added element.

And for those just looking for a little pregame for the weekend or a postgame to follow one of tonight’s other events, Thursday is Karaoke with Nicole at Cattivo. There’s no cover, they have bangin’ wings and pizza, and rumor has it a certain bartender there will blow you away with her renditions of Heart.

Thursday, June 19

Splash
When: Thursday, June 19th – 6 to 11 pm
Where: Herforth/Karlovich Mansion – 207 Bailey Avenue
How Much: $60
Buy Tickets Here >

Panty Palooza: Boudoir Bazaar
When: Thursday, June 19th – 6 to 9 pm
Where: Your Inner Vagabond – 4130 Butler Street
How Much: $30
Buy Tickets Here >

Attack Theatre: Remainder
When: Thursday, June 19th – 6 to 7:45 pm
Where: Carnegie Museum of Art – 4400 Forbes Avenue
Who: All Ages
How Much: $15/$12 Student

Karaoke at Cattivo
When: Thursday, June 19th – 9:30 pm to 1:30 pm
Where: Cattivo – 146 44th Street
Who: 21+
How Much: No Cover